The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - so named because A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was already claimed - takes it for granted that you, the viewer, know and love the 58-year-old movie star’s work, can recite many lines of his dialogue, and debate the merits of his filmography down to the last detail. How much do you love Nicolas Cage? We have gone on record with our own Cage idolatry, of course, but it’s a question worth considering in regard to the original Valley Guy, the man who raised hell (and Arizona) and modeled snakeskin jackets, the onscreen consumer of live cockroaches, the Oscar-winning actor, the rider of ghosts and hater of bees - on a scale of one to “ scraping at the doorrr!!!,” where does your unconditional worship rank?